I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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