Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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