It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
only if we run a train.
done.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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