She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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