i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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