I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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