So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
just tell him i said nine months
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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