PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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