Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
17 year olds will be the death of me.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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