They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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