that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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