oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
zippers are such a cool invention
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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