I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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