just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
why is half of my head shaved?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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