grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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