JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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