Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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