Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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