im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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