return my video game
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Randomize
