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garbage dick
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you win
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
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