ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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