i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
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