I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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