in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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