Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Terrible idea I love it
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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