question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
its liver damage thursday
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