scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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