It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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