when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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