In the future we'll all be gay
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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