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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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