he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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