I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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