Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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