You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Randomize
