We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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