at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
