So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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