please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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