Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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