after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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