Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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