Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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