yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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