Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Randomize
