jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
The adults are the big ones right?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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