420 ftw
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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