I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
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