i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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